John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry’s Infamous Ex-Sex Ranking
John Mayer may have finished first in Katy Perry's infamous ex-sex ranking, but he's hardly wearing the distinction as a badge of honor.
In a new interview with Rolling Stone, Mayer responds to Perry's recent ordering of her exes' sexual performance (more specifically: who was best among Orlando Bloom, Diplo and Mayer). Nearly 40, Mayer says he's simply outgrown the need to reflexively address seeming pop culture scandal, even if it flatters him.
"I don’t have a cool-enough thought for you," he says. "I’ve hacked this game. I pay very little of the price of fame now. I get to play the music that moves me the most. I’m having the time of my life. I’m 39 — I remember 32. I don’t wanna do it again."
Diplo, on the other hand, took a different approach. Perry's last-place finisher, he tried to reciprocate the shade.
"I don’t even remember having sex," he noted before trying to lighten the mood by adding "I won the bronze medal in sex Olympics."
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