SEC Shorts must have a few LSU fans on their staff, because their list of 'Things LSU Fans Have Never Said' is pretty spot on.

From pre-gaming to LSU's impressive running back history, this video nails Tigers fans love of LSU football.

Seriously though, if I ever meet someone with a gluten free tailgate I am revoking their fan status. That sort of thing is not allowed in Louisiana and especially not anywhere near Tigers Stadium.

Geaux Tigers!