Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
This Screaming-Sounding Vacuum May Be Terrified of Itself
This is the most unusual thing about a vacuum since the decision to spell it with two consecutive u's.
Beyonce Ordering Food Is the Outrageous Meme You Crave
A photograph of Beyoncé ordering food is now Twitter's latest play toy.
Chris Coghlan’s Acrobatic Dive Over Catcher Into Home Is the Slide of the Year
Almost nothing has gone right for the Toronto Blue Jays in this young season, but this certainly did.
$425 Jeans With Fake Mud Are an Utter Abomination of Taste
Fashion statement meets bank statement.
These #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter Tweets Are Right on the Money
So, you're thinking of joining Twitter, are you? Well, here are some handy tips.
Bet You Can’t Guess What State Is Most Addicted to Gambling (Actually, You Probably Can)
Ten bucks says you can figure out which state is most hooked on plunking down some money to win a bet.
Most Emotional NFL Draft Moments Bring Some Hard-Hitting Tears
The NFL Draft -- where dreams come true, soon-to-be millionaires are made and mammoth 20-something athletes bawl like babies.
The World’s Fastest 300-Game in Bowling Happened in Under 90 Seconds
Never has bowling been so fast. Or exciting.
Smitten Girl Sends Powerpoint to Crush About Why He Should Date Her. She’s Still Single.
When it comes to using technology to find love, maybe stop at Tinder, huh?
Matt Damon’s United Commercial for ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Goes All Sorts of Wrong
The fun-loving "feud" between Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel reached new heights Tuesday night.
Man Arrested for Dropping an F-Bomb in Front of Old Lady
The guy is looking at a punishment much worse than having his mouth washed out with soap.
Watch the Cutest Senior Dancing Couple Cut the Fiercest Rug
These two have more moves than years between them.
Woman Inexplicably Gets Her Hand Stuck in Her Toilet
This woman was plum(ber) out of luck.
Woman Dominates Arcade Basketball Like No One Ever Has
The phrase "shoot the lights out" comes to mind while watching this hoopster.
The Funniest Tweets to Come Out of #DescribeSocialMediaBadly
Social media -- it's awfully wonderful and wonderfully awful, all at once.
Teen’s Quest for Free Wendy’s Chicken Nuggets May Break Twitter
The Internet is here to help make sure this kid keeps his stomach -- and his wallet -- full.
Tim Tebow Hits Home Run in First Minor League At-Bat. Yes, Tim Tebow.
Maybe this baseball thing isn't such a bad idea, after all.
This Guy’s Mug Shot Is Pure Bonkersness
Guilt may not be written all over his face, but lunacy sure is.
18 Embarrassing ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Fails That Will Make You Feel Like a Friggin’ Genius
The iconic game show doesn't always bring out the best and the brightest.