Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
6 Irritating People You Definitely Shouldn’t Watch the Super Bowl With
Watching the Super Bowl is a time-honored American tradition. Make sure you keep it that way.
Woman’s Impressive Oreo Art Is Deliciously Magnificent
Here's a way to work up an appetite.
Luckiest Man Alive Wins Super Bowl Tickets for Life
This guy's Super Bowl plans are set. Forever.
How Did This Baby’s Birth Defy 48 Million-to-1 Odds?
All babies are miracles. This one is, too -- with a twist.
Patriots’ ‘Wonder Years’ Video Is Clever Retro Super Bowl 51 Hype
Even Patriots haters may have to give this a thumbs up.
Woman Survives the Ol’ Snake Stuck in the Earlobe Conundrum We’ll All Never Experienced
Don't you hate when this happens? Probably not. Because you've probably never had this happen.
America’s Highest Paying Jobs for 2017 Will Make You Want to Switch Careers ASAP
They say you should do what you love, but, come on, we all want to make some serious bank, don't we?
Man Quits Job, Destroys Phone and Computer in Airport Meltdown for the Ages
This guy may be in management, but he really ought to be in anger management.
What the…? Woman, 70, Busted for Being a Prostitute
This senior arrested for prostitution puts the "walker" in "street walker."
Ever Wonder What $20 Million Stuffed in a Mattress Looks Like?
And you thought you came out ahead that time you found a quarter between the couch cushions.
Walk and Use a Cell Phone Without Being a Complete Jerk
It's the one aspect of multitasking we've yet to master.
Shady Fortune Teller Has to Pay $800,000 After Duping Woman Into Career in Prostitution
She gazed into some (crystal) balls.
Patriots or Falcons — Who Will Win Super Bowl 51? [POLL]
The New England Patriots are back in familiar territory, while the Atlanta Falcons are in relatively uncharted waters.
Girl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggets
Brave? Crazy? Or maybe just really hungry?
In the Battle of Sleep Versus Cute Dog, Cute Dog Loses Big Time
Hey, we've all been there.
Brazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His Pants
This dude has a long snake in his pants. And, no, that's not a euphemism.
Trendy Barber Sets Hair on Fire to Give a Great Haircut
More mousse? More conditioner? Try more flames.
This Whip-Smart Dog Is Totally Toilet Trained
This pooch is way beyond fetch.
Woman Smuggles Boyfriend Out of Prison in Suitcase — With the Results You’d Expect
This devious lady tried to send her lover packing.
Hillary Hater Exposes His Junk to Woman on Train
It may just be for the best to never talk politics ever again.