Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
14 Perfect Captions for This Hammered Santa Claus
Looks like Santa's been a wee bit naughty.
Watch Ultra-Cool Santa Play the Flaming Bagpipes on a Unicycle
If Santa's sleigh breaks down, he will have an alternate mode of transportation.
Science Says This Is the Date Most People Break Up
Your holiday plans may be changing soon.
Stone Cold-Hearted Santa Tells Boy to Lay Off Burgers and Fries
Santa Claus has wound up on his own naughty list.
Road-Ready Study Reveals Which State Has the Best (And Worst) Drivers
Buckle up, everyone.
How Many Times a Week Do You Do Laundry? [POLL]
Laundry. In terms of word power, this is up there on the scale of things we dread hearing, along with "moving," "dentist" and "colonoscopy."
LeBron James Named ‘Sports Illustrated’ Sportsperson of the Year
The man who provided salvation to a long-suffering city has been honored for doing so.
Is Milk Actually a New Trend at Fancy Dinner Parties?
Milk does a dinner party good.
Agile Woman Deftly Escapes Onto Car Roof During Flood
A flood may have taken this woman's car, but there's no way it was going to take her.
Deliriously Messy Baby Falls Asleep Eating Spaghetti
What does this little girl need more -- a nap or a bath?
Domino’s Is Creating Pizza-Delivering Reindeer
Looks like presents aren't the only thing reindeer will be hauling this holiday season.
Man Throws Woman Out of Car During Blind Date, Eludes Cops
It's hard to say if this guy is worse at dating or driving.
Should the NFL Get Rid of Thursday Night Games? [POLL]
Like Brad and Angelina, the NFL and Thursday nights may soon be parting ways.
Gravy Candy Canes Are Here. We Don’t Know If That’s a Good Thing.
It sounds like a combination a nine-and-a-half-month pregnant woman may crave.
What Is the Best Thing About Thanksgiving? [POLL]
There are a lot of things to like about Thanksgiving.
Watch Canadian Parliament Get Into a Heated Argument About the Word ‘Fart’
It's good to know America isn't the only country where politics has gone off the deep end.
Man Without Shirt Braves Frigid Cold to Save Dog That Fell Through Ice
It's not hard to explain how this guy managed to remain so cool under pressure. Not wearing a shirt in the wintry weather will do that.
Kent State Basketball Stands With Fans for National Anthem in Unifying Moment
Kent State isn't favored to make the Final Four this season, but you can bet they've already made some memories for a great year.
Players from the Golden Flashes invited fans to stand with them on the court during the national anthem prior to Wednesday's home game against Mississippi Valley State...
Very Hungry Woman Busted Offering Sex for Nachos
This woman puts the "ho" in "nacho."
What’s the Most Delicious Thanksgiving Side Dish? [POLL]
Thanksgiving is creeping up on us quicker than the time it takes to finish your first helping and delve into seconds.