Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested
This guy's attempt at shaving is half-hearted.
Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner
The only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.
Man Taking His Beer From London Terror Scene Becomes 2017’s Hero
Cold-hearted meets a tall cold one.
Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet
Tattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer
The only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.
Twerking Vixen Causes Ugly Car Crash
Save your moves for the dance floor.
Man Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was Late
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Jerk Chimp Flings Poop at Innocent Grandmother
A family trip to the zoo ended about as badly as it could have for one sweet old lady.
World’s Fastest Bumper Car Zooms at a Sick 100 Miles Per Hour
Bumper cars as you know them will never be the same.
College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.
Let's drink a toast to these innovators.