GuySpeed Editors
Tinder Is Coming to Desktop, Swipe Anywhere Anytime
If the ease of swiping on the go isn't enough, you'll soon be able to do it while sitting down.
Hungry Teacher Bites Student Sleeping in Class
Give this teacher an apple -- it's a more appropriate thing for him to chew.
Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date
She may break his heart, but that won't hurt nearly as much as what he's already been through.
Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings
Control your rage, people.
Gas Station Erupts in Flames After Uber SUV Plows Into Pump
It looks like something out of a movie.
Furious Biker Refuses to Surrender His Towed Motorcycle
Talk about separation anxiety.
Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen
"Motorcycle" and "swing" are two words that should never appear next to each other.
Grandma Burns Grandson With Hilariously Offensive Birthday Card
Subconsciously, this grandmother has a pretty filthy mind.
Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco Bell, The Jokes Are Free for All
Tortilla, meet whore-tilla.
Rejoice — Playboy Is Bringing Back Naked Women
It's the biggest news for men since discovering breasts.
Boyfriend’s ‘OK’ Spaghetti Comment Leads to Bizarre Police Standoff
Call her Chef Boyardee-ranged.
Idiot Takes ATV for Painfully Terrible Ride Down Small Staircase
An ATV is not *all* terrain.
Hooters Is Opening a New Restaurant Where Servers Will Be Fully-Clothed Because Who Doesn’t Want That?
More is better. Except when it comes to attire.
Which Celebrities Do Men Most Want to Have Sex With? Glad You Asked.
Being famous has its perks, but, boy is it exhausting. You have to star in strangers' dreams every night.
Bus Passengers Frantically Flee in Nick of Time As Truck Collides Into Them
This looks like something out of a movie.
Watch Intense Footage of Speeding Train Plowing Violently Through FedEx Truck
This nasty crash was bad, but it could've been a whole heck of a lot worse.
Well-Mannered Boy Asks Permission to Curse Out Brother
Never has rage been so politely expressed.
Girl From ‘The Ring’ Climbs Out of TV in Terrifyingly-Executed Prank
This movie is so frightening you'll be scared out of your pants without even seeing it.
Is This Bird Saying ‘Thank You’ or ‘F— You’?
That is one fowl-mouthed animal. Or maybe not?
Woman Makes Death Threats Because She Keeps Losing the Lottery
Talk about being a sore loser.