America is in the midst of one of the worst droughts in history. We have to assume sales for Super Soakers have taken a hit. So, if you somehow find yourself engaged in an H20 shootout and want to spit in the faces of farmers everywhere, lay down some green on this RPG launcher straight outta the Land of the Rising Sun.
Vodka flavors are getting out of hand. We love buttered popcorn as much as the next guy – to the point where we always get the gigantic bucket at the movie theater despite our habit of overeating then fighting back vom-bombs – but, infusing that flavor into vodka will definitely have us on the horn with Ralph.
Growing up, we always got a weird feeling watching ‘Mr. Wizard’s World’ on Nickelodeon. The old curmudgeon was full of knowledge and insight, but he imparted that brain power in the most arrogant manner. No wonder we opted for sci-fi – at least Emmett Brown’s put downs are funny.
It’ll be a while before Roy Mitchell can live this one down. The 22-year-old made a pit stop at a gas station convenience store for a bag of Doritos… oh, and everything in the cash register. Too bad he forgot his mom was there, and he was forced to watch her step in, snatch the gun and escort him out, scolding him the entire way.
We all know Utah’s home to some extremely conservative and buttoned up religious zealots. Remember the girl at BYU who received a note from a male student chastising her for dressing immorally? Well, now comes a story about a parent who was called to his daughter’s junior high school in Tooele, Utah for his daughter’s “inappropriate clothing.”
There are entire websites dedicated to parenting fails and while most appear to be harmless, some make you question just how long the victimized kid will live in such a dangerous environment. Take this video of a couple parents who put their kid in a washing machine at the laundromat as a way to teach him a lesson. Seems like a funny prank at first, but then the auto lock system kicks in and everyone starts to freak out. (Note: this video may be too intense for some viewers.)
This has been a rough year for college sports and it an even rougher month for Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino. After losing his job for lying to adminstrators about his relationship with fellow staffer Jessica Dorrell, it turns out after a review of his phone records that he had some kind of a relationship with former model and (soon-to-be former?) Senate Assistant at Republican Party of Arkansas, Alison Melder
No one can ever say Kanye West is boring. His latest single “Theraflu” has created a lot of buzz and controversy for implying he and Kim Kardashian were hooking up while she was married to Nets power forward Kris Humphries. We don’t think anyone is more excited than this dude.
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