Chris Brown Has His Own App Now, Even If Some People Aren’t Quite Sure Why
Since it’s so hard to keep up with the ins and outs of Chris Brown‘s life on the internet, someone made a Chris Brown app to do all that for you.
It’s named the super-creative ‘Chris Brown Channel‘ and it’s free. So depending on how you feel about it, at least you’ll get what you pay for.
Yes, we downloaded it to test it out for you. We love you just that much, people.
The app has amazing features like seeing what Breezy posts on Facebook, seeing what others are saying about him on Twitter (shouldn’t there be a NSFW warning there?), and sharing insightful facts including “his top 10 all time favorite holiday spots.” Also, you can watch him do back flips, which is kind of mesmerizing.
But our favorite part would have to be the “Did You Know…?” section, which allows you to guess things about Chris Brown rather than actually telling you those things — for example, “Did you know, how many tattoos does Chris have on his body?”
In a statement about the app, Brown said, “I am so excited to get closer to my fans — to bring them into my world, hearing from me directly, in my own words wherever I am, whenever they want. Through my channel app they can be part of my music, my art and my life, day in and day out.”
Which is pretty much the exact opposite of what he said in January, when he posted on Instagram, “Social media takes away the essence of why we are even special or icons. So with that, I’m detaching myself from that world.”
Consider him officially reattached.