Seriously, remember when grills were all the rage, and everyone just had to have the most blinged out mouth around? How much damage was done to the teeth in the name of being flashy. Well, just like every fad ('planking'), there's got to be a one-up on it. Now you can bling your eyes with these diamond and gold layered contact lenses...seriously...

 

Some people would say 'I'd give my right eye for a pair of those contacts', but then you'd have one extra. Proceeds from the sale of these contacts will benefit people suffering from Stevens - Johnson Syndrome, a skin disease that affects the tear glands.

You could also, donate directly, and potentially save your own eyes from damage, but hey, can you really put a price on fashion?