Looks like Farrah Abraham is one step closer to becoming a goddess, because she's officially been texting Charlie Sheen for a month now.

TMZ got hold of (or, more likely, Farrah sold them) some screenshots from last month, detailing a planned date between the 'Anger Management' and 'Teen Mom' stars.

Unsurprisingly, embedded in the first message is a hint that Farrah would like to guest-star on Charlie's show, as well as an offer to meet up. Farrah said she'd be open to having a playdate with their children or just coffee between the two of them.

Sheen responds with pith, writing, "Coffee is for amateurs and grandma." (And as we know, Farrah is no grandma, and anything but an amateur.)

In a later text, Farrah tells Charlie she's in town and will be attending a birthday party, but warns him that there will be "pornstar ppl" in attendance, so he shouldn't come if he's not comfortable. It's like she doesn't even know who he is.

Sheen wasn't able to make the porn party (probably because he had another porn party to hit), but he and Farrah are stil trying to hammer out a date.

Check out the texts below.

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