Host of the 2013 Kids' Choice Awards, Josh Duhamel, included his pregnant wife Fergie in the show-opening shenanigans, which involved the marrieds wearing matching bandage dresses -- and matching baby bumps.

What? No fake pregnancy breasts? No heels? Come on, Duhamel. You disappoint us.

In a pre-show interview, Duhamel said, "We're completely happy. We're much wiser than we were 10 years ago. I think we're so strong as a couple and all of those things are really important when you bring a little one into the world."

Josh shared the photo of the duo on Facebook with the accompanying caption, “Have I no shame?”

Fergie tweeted the same photo with the missive, "Had a blast w/ Josh Duhamel at #KCA yesterday. He killed it."

Seems Duhamel did a lot of cross-dressing for the Kid's Choice Awards, including washing a car in short-shorts like Carly Rae Jepsen, wearing pajamas and complaining about boys a la Taylor Swift, and shooting whipped cream out of his breasts in a disturbing Katy Perry impression.

THIS IS A KIDS' SHOW, DAMMIT.