Halle Berry’s Men Celebrated Thanksgiving by Beating the Stuffing Out of Each Other
Halle Berry‘s crazy never takes a holiday.
Seems her fiance, actor Olivier Martinez, and her ex, model Gabriel Aubry, got into a brawl at her home on Thanksgiving because, you know, that’s what Berry’s pheromones do to guys.
As you may or may not know, Halle and Gabriel have been involved in a contentious custody battle over their 4-year-old daughter Nahla. Halle wants to move to France (where Olivier is from) and take the little girl with her, but Gabriel fought that in court — and won the battle earlier this month.
So when he dropped Nahla off at Halle’s house on Thursday, Martinez met him in the driveway and reportedly said, “We have to move on.” Those were apparently fightin’ words, because Aubry pushed the actor and then threw a punch at him.
And then it was ON, bitches.
As Halle hurried Nahla into the house, TMZ reports the two men began spitting insults at each other in French (how very metropolitan) and got into a full-on fight that ended only when Olivier pinned Gabriel to the ground and hopefully didn’t mess up his pretty, pretty face.
When the dust settled, Gabriel supposedly sustained a broken rib, a possibly head injury and contusions to his face (DAMMIT WE SAID NOT THE FACE), while Olivier wound up with neck injuries and a possibly broken hand.
Cops were called, and Gabriel was arrested and booked for misdemeanor battery. He wasn’t in jail long — he was released a few hours later after posting $20,000 bail. In the meantime, a judge issued an emergency protective order that requires him to stay at least 100 yards away from Halle, Olivier and Nahla.
That argument you had about the election with your right-wing relatives seems pretty tame now, doesn’t it?