Scott Disick Proves That He Literally Wipes His Butt With $100 Bills [PHOTO]
Scott Disick does not take kindly to poor people. As a matter of fact, Scott Disick can’t even comprehend the lifestyle of your average middle american, and proved it by posting a barrage of photos to his Instagram page that included a stack of $100 bills on a toilet paper roll, presumably used to wipe his butt.
Recently, Kim Kardashian’s beau, Kanye West, has made headlines with the announcement of his ‘Yeezus’ tour, coupled with drunken rants and surprise performances. Lamar Odom has been a daily staple in the tabloids due an alleged crack-cocaine addiction that is reportedly tearing his marriage to Khloe apart.
It seems as if ‘Lord Disick’ has had enough of being the lesser of the Kardashian signifi(K)ant others, so he decided to take time out of his valuable schedule to hit up an ATM and remind us all why we aren’t worthy with a gallery of tasteless (yet awesome) photos.
Of course Lord Disick would only carry his stacks of hundred in a 50cm Hermes Birkin bag worth close to $10,000, anything else would be uncivilized.
Oh you’re still using iPhones and Androids to hold your conversations? Sorry, Scott Disick only has time to talk to money. And when he does, he uses money as a phone.
In all fairness, Scott Disick has a tough life. Serious, like – how hard is it to only be able to choose only ONE of these watches. Too bad we don’t have more wrists
Did you really think Lord Disick actually used toilet paper to wipe his a**? Sorry peasants, sometimes “double quilted” just ain’t quilted enough.
Though we don’t know what the real motive was behind the braggadocio photo spread from Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy, based on the comments and loss of followers his move was pretty retroactive.
But do you think a guy with the online name @LetTheLordBeWithYou really cares?