Alright, I'll give you a little more time to look at the picture and decide what's so crazy about a girls shiny legs.

You ready? Her legs are actually shiny! They aren't covered in oil, lotion, plastic or any of the other crazy things people are saying. @leoardhoespasms legs actually have white paint on them... yep, you see it now don't you?

Once you see it, it can't be unseen.