These Bedazzled Bosom’s Are Giving Off Some Serious Festival Vibes

Forget crop tops and flower crowns, glittery girl parts are this years must have festival look.

Just when I thought space buns and and a painted on lip ring were the way to go this festival season, my festival dreams were shattered by a pair of sparkly lady lumps. I wish I was making this up, but according to make up artists, festival goers, and the hashtag #glitterboobs thousands of girls are glitterfying their goodies for the ultimate festival look.

This Facebook video by Eyeliner Addict is pretty much the go-to guide for the perfect sparkle-covered, rhinestone encrusted upper body.

Ok, if I'm being honest, yes, I would love to rock a sparkly set, but only in the privacy of my own home. I'm definitely not brave enough to walk around in the sunlight with glitter glued on my girls, but if you are I say go for it. I mean, people walk around in bathing suits and body paint at festivals, a crystal covered chest isn't really that much more revealing.

So, grab your glue and glitter and get the goodies ready for festival season! But if I see anyone rocking rhinestones on their twins at Festival International I will call you out. Downtown Lafayette is not the place to get your glitter on.