This almost sounds like one of those quirky GEICO commercials. "A social media site offering advice on how to not be social"? You have to think it in the announcer's voice to get the full mental image. But being not social is what users of the social media site Twitter have on their minds this morning.

I have to admit they've got some pretty funny ideas and then again some of the comments are so close to my reality it really is a bit scary. Here are some of my favorite tweets that include the #WaysToAvoidBeingSocial.


You know what's funny about all of this? I identify with the humor that almost all of these Twitter users are conveying. It's a shame none of us would be willing to actually reach out to one another to connect. We'd probably get along famously but then again, we'd have to go out into the world, you know, where the people are.