Name A Cockroach After Your Ex For Just $10

Break ups suck, but naming a cockroach after your ex will totally make you feel better, right?

For just $10 the Bronx Zoo will name one of it's giant Madagascar hissing cockroaches after your ex.

Ten bucks? I'll buy one for every ex-boyfriend I ever had! For that price I'll even include the dudes I fake married on the playground in elementary school. Heck, I'll name a roach after my horrible college roommate for ruining my junior year with her drama -- the zoo just says "ex" so I'll assume ex-roommates count too.

I know some people have Madagascar hissing cockroaches as pets and they might even find them cute, but I'm definitely one of those "cockroaches are one of the grossest things to ever live" kinda people, so naming one after an ex just seems too perfect to be true. Exes are gross and roaches are gross.

Oh and they have a lot of roaches at the Bronx Zoo, so don't worry I'm sure they have enough for one with your ex's name on it. Unless Taylor Swift starts naming cockroaches after her exes, because, ya know, she has a "long list of ex-lovers".

Check out how to name your very own cockroach at the Bronx Zoo on their website.

[h/t BuzzFeed.com]