Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
Lady Gaga’s Singles Ranked, From Worst to Best
From "Just Dance" all the way up to "Perfect Illusion" -- we ranked 20 of Lady Gaga's singles, worst to best.
Lady Gaga Shuts Down Madonna Comparison: ‘What I Do Is Different’
'Madonna and I are very different. Just saying.'
‘Uptown Funk’ Goes Diamond, Is Only 13th Song in History to Do So
If you ever doubted the staying power of 'Uptown Funk,' the track's official sales numbers are here to prove your assessment woefully misguided.
Justin Bieber Begs Fans to Be Quiet, Their Screams Further Intensify
His pleas for quiet were continually drowned out by overzealous fans who must not need air to breathe.
Chrissy Teigen Gives Update on Kim Kardashian Post-Robbery
"It was definitely a traumatizing, horrible, horrible thing."
Kim Kardashian Robbers Were Reportedly in Paris Residence for an Hour
"It is quite incredible that they managed to hang about for so long without anyone calling us," a source said.
Secret Video of Kim Kardashian Post-Robbery Prompts Police Investigation
The video was reportedly shot without Kim's knowledge, moments after police arrived at her Paris residence, post-robbery.
Kim Kardashian Reportedly Suffering From Flashbacks to Robbery, Paranoia
A source claims Kim "has been having flashbacks and hasn't been sleeping well" since the terrifying Paris robbery.
Joe Jonas Talks Losing Virginity to Ashley Greene in Candid Reddit AMA
Joe Jonas revealed quite a few truths last night (October 11) while participating in a Reddit AMA where he answered fan questions with surprising candor.
Blink 182’s Tom DeLonge Emailed Hillary Clinton Campaign About UFOs
DeLonge first emailed Clinton's campaign chairman John Podesta back in 2015, requesting a meeting with the official to talk UFOs.
Billy Bush Suspended Following Lewd, Sexist 2005 Donald Trump Video Leak
'And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything…Grab them by the p—y.'
Kim Kardashian Concierge Defends Calm Demeanor During Robbery Via Open Letter
"...calm is the only way to stay alive," he wrote.
‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ Halts Filming Following Paris Robbery
'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' has officially paused production after Kim Kardashian was tied up and robbed at gunpoint in Paris earlier this week (October 3).
Kim Kardashian Reportedly Reassessing Social Media Strategy After Robbery
“This scared everyone,” a source reportedly told PEOPLE. “They’re not taking chances."
Lady Gaga Talks ‘Joanne’ Inspiration, Previews ‘Just Another Day’
"I said, 'I'm going to become Joanne. I'm going to take on the sentiment of a woman that didn't live the rest of her life.'"
Bruno Mars Debuts New ’24k Magic’ Single: Listen
Bruno Mars unveiled his upcoming lead single '24k Magic,' set to precede his fourth album, via a series of Instagram posts.
Angelina Jolie + Brad Pitt Reportedly Reach Temporary Custody Agreement
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have settled on a temporary custody agreement, according to a report from TMZ.
Rob Kardashian Says Sister Kim Was His Childhood Crush, Ew
Rob Kardashian made things super weird recently when he publicly admitted to having a childhood crush on his sister, Kim.
Kim Kardashian Attacked by Repeat Offender Who Assaulted Gigi Hadid
Kim Kardashian was attacked by the same man who manhandled Gigi Hadid last week (September 22), because he is not currently in jail for some reason.
‘Justin Timberlake + the Tennesse Kids’ Concert Film Gets Dance-Heavy Trailer
If you missed out on attending 'The 20/20 Experience World Tour', fear not: You'll soon be able to experience it from the comfort of your own home.