Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Designer Roberto Cavalli Morphs Beyonce Into a Frightening Alien Monster [PHOTOS]
Designer Roberto Cavalli designed a gorgeous gown for Beyonce to don during her Mrs. Carter World Tour -- but judging from the sketches he just released, he imagined her wearing it on the planet Omicron Persei 8, where she would be hailed as their insect queen.
Miley Cyrus Twerked Onstage With Juicy J, and Now Everyone’s Questioning Her Technique [VIDEOS]
Miley Cyrus is continuing to distance herself from her 'Hannah Montana' past, this time by twerking onstage at a Juicy J concert -- something she wants you to think was mostly against her will. It wasn't, of course. (She just wasn't wearing a onesie this time.)
Judge Calls for Investigation Into Paris Jackson’s Guardianship After Suicide Attempt
Paris Jackson's suicide attempt drew a lot of media attention, but it also drew the watchful eye of the judge who granted grandmother Katherine Jackson guardianship of Michael's kids.
Someone Paid $13,000 for One of Lady Gaga’s Fake Fingernails [PHOTOS]
How much would you pay for a fake nail that may or may not have bits of Lady Gaga's DNA still on it?
The answer to that question for one person was $13,000, which is what they paid when the used nail went up for auction.
No word on whether the fan plans to clone their own Gaga from the nail or if they merely collect Gaga memorabilia. (We really hope it's the former.)
Justin Bieber Bought a Ticket to Go Into Space
Since Virgin billionaire and mogul Richard Branson started accepting reservations for commercial space flights on Virgin Galactic, celebrities have been slapping down their cash to snag a ticket -- and the most recent one to do so is Justin Bieber.
(Yes, we hear some of you hoping he won't come back. Calm down.)
This Pregnant Kim Kardashian Fertility Statue With No Arms Is Considered ‘Art’ [PHOTO, VIDEO]
From the artist who brought you Britney Spears giving birth on a bear skin rug, Angelina Jolie breastfeeding, Justin Bieber's cartoon character private parts, and the interactive Paris Hilton autopsy comes Daniel Edwards newest piece, 'L.A. Fertility,' which is basically just your standard fertility statue that looks kinda sorta like Kim Kardashian.
Miguel Claims Billboard Awards Producers Never Told Him Not to Do That Stage Jump
After producers of the Billboard Awards tried to shift the blame (and possible legal liability) from themselves by saying they forbid Miguel from doing that stage jump that ended with him leg-dropping a fan in the face, the singer is claiming he was never told any such thing.
The victim, who was allegedly fine at the time, is now said to be suffering possible brain damage -- and a distinct case of
Paris Jackson Wrote a Suicide Note Before Cutting Herself With a Meat Cleaver
New details are coming in after it was revealed and confirmed today that 15-year-old Paris Jackson, the daughter of the late Michael Jackson, was hospitalized following a suicide attempt.
Disturbing reports now indicate that Jackson wrote and left a suicide note before using a meat cleaver to cut herself.
Miguel Was Supposedly Told Not to Jump Over the Billboard Awards Crowd – But He Did It Anyway
It was the thump heard round the world: While performing at the Billboard Awards, singer Miguel jumped over the crowd, only to kick someone's head when he landed -- someone who may now have brain damage.
Now word is leaking that Miguel was ordered by show organizers not to attempt that jump in the first place.
Shakira Loves Breastfeeding So Much, She Plans to Do It Until Her Son Goes to College
Breastfeeding is a hot-button topic in the world of motherhood, with some arguing against the practice, others for it or fighting to extend it or fighting to shorten it, yada yada yada.
Well apparently Shakira is all for breastfeeding her son Milan as long as possible. In fact, she loves it so much that she has some rather disturbing plans that could redefine the "family dinner" as we kn
Miguel Kicking a Fan in the Face at the Billboard Awards Quickly Becomes a Meme [PHOTOS, GIFS, VIDEO]
R&B singer Miguel was performing 'Adorn' at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards on Sunday night when he got super into the moment, leapt over the crowd between two stages, and wound up inadvertently kicking a girl in the face. (Don't you hate it when that happens?)
And then, of course, the interwebz got involved. And turned it into something pretty awesome.
Rihanna Suing Retailer Topshop for $5 Million for Selling a T-Shirt With Her Face On It [PHOTO]
Rihanna is in the midst of a lawsuit with UK clothing retail giant Topshop, which has been using RiRi's face on its shirts without her consent -- and she wants $5 million for the breach.
Chris Brown Has His Own App Now, Even If Some People Aren’t Quite Sure Why
Since it's so hard to keep up with the ins and outs of Chris Brown's life on the internet, someone made a Chris Brown app to do all that for you.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Time marches on and humans evolve, but not everyone understands that. This classic rocker once commented, "There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."
Beyonce + Jay-Z Are Reportedly Expecting Their Second Baby
The "Beyonce is preggers" rumors have been pretty rampant lately, especially when she cancelled a recent concert due to alleged dehydration and exhaustion -- but a source close to the couple revealed it may not be fiction after all.
Beyonce Cancels a Concert Due to Illness, So Now Everyone’s Sure She’s Pregnant
Beyonce added fuel to those pregnancy rumor fires (rumors being vehemently denied by those close to her) by cancelling a concert in Belgium today, May 14, due to a combo of dehydration and exhaustion.
Selena Gomez’s Tour Rider Only Requests Three Oddly Unrelated Things
Unlike many pop stars, Selena Gomez has a pretty down-to-earth tour rider that requests three things, and three things only. At least according to her.
Move Over, ‘Hey Girl’ – Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal Now [VIDEOS]
There's a new Ryan Gosling meme in town, and it's all about how he won't eat his damn cereal. It's like he doesn't know breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Jay-Z + Man in 1930s Harlem – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Much like Nic Cage and his 1800s counterpart, Jay-Z also has a historical look-alike, although his is from 1930s Harlem.
Robin Williams Schools Kim Kardashian on Fashion – Photo of the Week
Comedian Robin Williams posted perhaps the best "Who Wore It Better?" picture ever on his Twitter account yesterday (May 7), likening a dress worn by his famous character Mrs. Doubtfire to Kim Kardashian's attire at the Met Gala.