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‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Mourns Hurricane Destruction of Seaside Heights [PHOTOS]
Seaside Heights was as much a part of the cast of 'Jersey Shore' as the drunken, overly-tanned humans who got so much air time. And now that the community has taken a devastating hit at the hands of Hurricane Sandy, the reality show's cast members are issuing eulogies.
Land Ho: Kim Kardashian Channels a Wrecked Blonde Mermaid for Halloween [PHOTOS]
At a Saturday night Halloween party sponsored by Midori, Kim Kardashian (who doesn't go anywhere unless she's paid to) stuck with the melon liqueur's green theme by dolling herself up as a rather bedraggled-looking mermaid, complete with a sailor in the form of Kanye West.
Tom Hanks Adorably Drops an F-Bomb on ‘Good Morning America’ [VIDEO]
Coffee is said to be the universal morning pick-me-up, but Tom Hanks certainly jolted a lot of people awake on Friday morning when he accidentally let an expletive fly on 'Good Morning America' -- thus giving our long-standing love affair with all things Hanks yet another exclamation point.
Kim Kardashian’s Halloween Costume Puts the ‘Trick’ in ‘Trick or Treat’ [PHOTO]
If you open the door on Halloween night to find a nearly naked 31-year-old woman dressed as a cat, don't slam the door in her face. It just might be Kim Kardashian. (Of course maybe that alone is reason enough for door-slammage.)
Hulk Hogan Feels ‘Betrayed,’ Plans a Blitz of Legal Action
Last week, a sex tape featuring Hulk Hogan made its way onto the internet and caused irreparable harm to millions because DUDE MY EYES MY EYES.
Now the Hulkster's lawyer says plans are in the works to sue everyone ever, and that the wrestler himself feels leaking the secretly-recorded tryst was the "ultimate betrayal."
Dina + Lindsay Lohan Have a Fight That Requires Police Presence
It's been a couple weeks since Lindsay Lohan had a face-to-face with the boys in blue, so hey, maybe she's turning over a new le--oh wait.
Reset your timers, because early Wednesday morning, the wayward actress had a brawl with her mother that resulted in a 911 call. (Seriously, TLC, how does this family not have a reality show?)
Here’s What Happens When Jay-Z Rides the Subway [VIDEO]
En route to his eighth sold-out show at Brooklyn's Barclays Center on Saturday, rap superstar Jay-Z decided to forego the cushy limos and travel like his fans do -- on the subway. But lest you think he just paid his fare and blended into the crowd, no. No he did not.
Lindsay Lohan Says She Was Bullied as a Kid
Lindsay Lohan is such a willing target that picking on her these days almost seems like kicking a puppy (if the puppy had terrible judgment and a lengthy rap sheet).
But according to her, the "bullying" she endures from the press isn't her first go-round with disparaging remarks -- she allegedly dealt with the same thing when she was younger, too.
That Time Paris Hilton Sounded Like a Homophobic Dolt
Oh hi, Paris! Long time no see.
For the youngsters out there, Paris Hilton was the first rich bored socialite to achieve celebrity stardom via sex tape, but maybe you've never heard of her because she's been largely forgotten ever since something shinier and more Kardashian-ier came along.
Now everyone's paying attention anew, because Paris was caught on tape saying mindbogglingly ignorant things