Whhhhat? Yes, a (now) former school employee was arrested in Herkimer, New York, for having sex with a cow while covered in Jell-O. His buddy was also arrested for filming it...
While intelligence isn’t a prerequisite for a life of crime, it certainly would’ve helped these ten boneheaded scofflaws. One clumsy bank robber shoots himself in the foot, a thief can’t figure out how to operate a door as a means of escape and another gets hopelessly stuck while trying to break into a store. If criminals keep being this dumb, us law-abiding citizens have nothing to worry about.
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