I can barely type right now because I'm hysterical with laughter right now. I wish this was a joke, but it is definitely real. After tagging along with her boyfriend Afrojack to his gigs at numerous clubs and festivals from Vegas to Ibiza over the last few months, Paris Hilton has announced her very own official DJ Tour. Hilton says "she is excited to DJ for the first time being that she has been part of the
club drug music scene since she was 15."