The internet wins again.

Watch as a guy in Nepal licks his forehead with his tongue! Yes, this is really happening!

Now, the guy has only ONE tooth, thus I'm sure that helps! But imagine seeing this guy doing this on a sidewalk.

I think I'll pass. This actually freaks me out. Oh, this guy also claims to have the world's longest tongue out there.

I don't know measure tongues, but they can have that gig. No thanks.