Woman Wakes To Find Stranger At Her Stove [PHOTO]
If you think you need an alarm, forget about it and just cook breakfast! I don’t think that was the FIRST thought that ran through this woman’s head when she woke up smelling smoke. According to upi.com a Florida woman woke up to a complete stranger trying to cook in her kitchen.At 4 a.m. on a Monday morning a bed and breakfast would be pretty legit, if it were in a hotel and a staff was there. The Florida authorities say they arrested David Kurlin, a 41-year-old male, who was trying to cook some frozen food on the woman’s stove early that morning. To make matters JUST a bit weirder, the food wasn’t even taken out of the package! Could you imagine waking up in the middle of the night to the smell of burnt plastic? Just thinking about this makes me want to melt plastic, and serve it like it was a 5-star meal. After the woman discovered Kurlin was in her house, she locked herself in her room and called the police. I don’t think that was necessary though, he just had a case of the munchies. She probably could have just baked some biscuits, have a chat, and then he would have been on his way(Problem solved). Ok maybe he wouldn’t have been too grateful since Kurlin removed the plastic from a dog door to enter the residence.
In Kurlin’s defense he told the police that he and a couple of friends partied hard and just really wanted some food when they got home. I wonder what ‘home’ he was thinking of? She probably should have thrown this guy a bone!